Armand Audrey Industries,
home of Era'senD Merchandise and Lachrymose Publishing.
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Tuesday, July 20th: I'm very pleased to announce that I've finally found a new printing company that won't censor my merchandise! If you paroose the shopping section, you'll also notice that many of the shirts are now offered for half or less than half the original price! I'm in the process of converting all of my items over to my new printer and leaving Zazzle for good. It will take a little while, though. In the meantime, if you would like to buy any item that's not yet offered at the lower price, then please send me an email and I'll get it converted over within a day or two, and send you a direct link to the item. As always, thanks for reading, and thanks for shopping Era'senD! Also, I've recategorized a few of the shirts, so, if they seem to have disappeared from the website, just look for them in other areas. Everything should be settled in shortly. Thanks for your patience. *** Friday, July 9th: Lately I'm pretty busy with my other websites,especially The Landing Pad, which is the reason for the lack of updates here. I've also recently made several new items, which can be found in my Zazzle™ store. On a side note, I just got my membership card for The Intern Project in the mail earlier today! For those of you who aren't familiar with it, The Intern Project (www.TerrorsOfMen.com) is an entertaining and educational program run by my friend Mister Morgue. Please go and check it out when you get the opportunity. That's all the news for now. Thanks for checking in. -Armand *** Saturday, June 19th: I'm now working on launching a Spanish language section. I'd like to thank my good friend John for help with the translation. Stay tuned for more updates and look for the Spanish language section soon. *** The German Section is back up! *** Saturday, June 12th: For the time being I've removed the link to the German Section, until I get my German domain name. Hopefully it'll be up by Monday, but Lycos gave me a refund of the price and the domain name free for one year because of the trouble I've had with getting it online, which was cool of them. Now just gotta play the Waiting Game. In the meantime, I'll be adding more stuff to The Landing Pad. -Armand *** Tuesday, June 8th: Just added more products to the Shopping section, and made the first update in a looooong time to the Other Stuff section. Those who have been with us since the beginning will recall that it was one of the very first sections to go up on this site, and even still has the original graphic! *** Monday, June 7th: Still waiting for my registrar to fix my German domain name. In the meantime, I just added a few new picture galleries to The Landing Pad. Why not go stare at them for a bit? I'll be looking for a few new games shortly, and slap them up there, too. -Armand *** Tuesday, June 1st: Just added more merch to the Premarital Sex and pro-Choice and Anti-religion sections. *** I've just posted more items to the Bridge and the Funny, cute and just plain cool sections. More on the way, so stay tuned! -Armand Audrey *** Wednesday, May 19th: Visitors to our sister site, The Landing Pad, may have noticed annoying pop up windows. I want to point out for the record that these were not authorized by me. I recently installed a new shoutbox for people to leave messages on, just for fun, as that's what the site is about. I first got a shoutbox from www.Yellbox.com, and then started getting popups. A few angry emails later I learned that they were the cause. The current shoutbox I'm using is from the same company, but advertised that there were only ads at the bottom, and said nothing about popups. To my surprise I just got one, so I'm removing it from The Landing Pad. It will still be up as a chat room in the Entertainment Section of this site, but aside from that I'm not going to use it or any other products from the same company. If anyone gets any popups, then please let me know, and include a screen shot and URL of the popup so I can find them and raise hell. I haven't had any other problems with that company, but popup windows are extremely unprofessional and irritating, and have no place whatsoever on any Armand Audrey Industries website. I advise any webmasters reading this to think twice before using www.Freeshoutbox.net. Their service is fine, but they sneak popups onto your website. Be forwarned. -Armand Audrey *** Sunday, May 16th: I just set up a chat room and shoutbox. You can find it in the Entertainment Section, or my sister site, The Landing Pad at www.Jumping-Angel.net. I'm still waiting for my official German domain to go online. I'm not sure what's taking so long, but I'm going to call my registrar tomorrow about it. Also designed a few more shirts and added a new graphic for the Zazzle™ storefront. Let me know what you think: Era'senD on Zazzle™. That's all for today. Thanks for reading and stay tuned! -Armand Audrey *** Sunday, May 9th: You may notice that the Armand Audrey Industries logo above now says "International." That's to reflect the fact that we offer merchandise in both English AND German, and to celebrate the up and coming .de domain name. The German domain should be up within the week. In the mean time please visit The Landing Pad if you feel so inclined, as I've added many new galleries last night: I'll be searching for new games and picture galleries as usual, so be sure to check back often. Thanks for reading! -Armand Audrey *** Saturday, May 8th: I just got the domain name for The Landing Pad, which is one of my side projects. The site is still pretty new, so it doesn't have much on it yet, but there will be more in the coming weeks as well as Landing Pad merchandise. For those who haven't yet heard of it, The Landing Pad is an adults only website with pictures, videos and flash games to kill time with. You can visit it here: I hope you enjoy what I've got so far, and as always, check back often for updates. -Armand Audrey *** Friday, April 30th: I'm still working to get financing to open the official first Era'senD Store, as well as rolling out new products which should be here on the main site within a few weeks. In the meantime, you can find them on our official Zazzle™ store, at www.Zazzle.com/ArmandAudrey Thanks, and stay tuned for more updates. -Armand Audrey *** Wednesday, March 31st: After a few weeks of technical difficulties, my main computer is finally back online so more updates are in store! Look for more shirts and other merchandise here and on our Zazzle store, which you can find here. Thanks! -Webmaster *** Wednesday, February 24th: ArmandAudrey.com and Strik9skate.com may go offline for a few hours on Sunday, February 28th while I renew the domain names. If we disappear for a bit, just hold tight and check back in a few hours. Thanks for your patience. -Webmaster *** Monday, February 15th: Just transferred the website to our new registrar. Everything should run smoothly, but if you notice any broken links, etc. then please let me know about them by using the contact form. Any errors should be ironed out within a day or two. Thanks for your patience as our company expands. -Webmaster *** Sunday, February 14th: I am transferring www.ArmandAudrey.com over to a new domain registrar, so if the main website goes offline for a little bit, don't panic! This technical stuff should be over within 48 hours. Thanks for your patience as we expand. -Webmaster *** Saturday, February 6th: The Landing Pad coming soon! *** Sunday, January 31st: Should have a new model to join the Era'senD Girlz within a few weeks! Look for new posters coming soon. *** Friday, January 29th: Last night began work on the Official 2010 Era'senD Catalog. Should be ready to ship within a few months. *** Thursday, January 28th: Friedrich Nietzsche Tribute items now available! *** Sexy posters featuring Cassie are now available to purchase in the Shopping section! Pick one up today. *** To reflect our expanding selection of items, Era'senD Apparel is now Era'senD Merchandise! Thanks to all our customers for your continuing support! -Armand Audrey *** Tuesday, January 26th: Just added a new section to the merchandise area, My Lungs. My Business. Should have a total of two more sections up by the end of today. *** New products out! *** New updates to the site should be finished soon, so for all of you who are frustrated by things moving around so much, fear not! It'll be done with shortly. Also, still waiting to finish the paperwork, but the new posters with Cassie should be available in our storefront within about a month. |
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